Curse

I pwnd U · Jan 13, 2009, 03:56 PM // 15:56

I saw a W/Mo running the RoJ Monk build in JQ last night. Boy was that a hoot.

Akimb0 · Jan 15, 2009, 01:36 PM // 13:36

Seen meteor shower warriors, warrior MM's etc...

M'Aiq The Liar · Feb 09, 2009, 03:11 AM // 03:11

[Animate Vampiric Horror] [Soul Feast] [Animate Flesh Golem] [Fireball] [Inferno] [Animate Bone Fiend] [Fire Storm] [Resurrection Signet]

Been seeing a lot of combination MM/Nukers this weekend.

glacialphoenix · Feb 10, 2009, 12:49 AM // 00:49

[Aura of the Lich] ele with [Animate Bone Minions] and 0 in Energy Storage. Thank heavens we asked him to ping.

Upon being told that he would either need to change his build or be kicked, he changed it to an [Ether Prism] bar... still with [Animate Bone Minions] AND 0 in Energy Storage. Which kind of defeats any purpose the elite actually had.

We all agreed on the /kick.

payne · Feb 13, 2009, 05:48 PM // 17:48

I officially have a new 1337sauce build from someone in AB

E/W running skills in this order....[frenzy][flare]< spamming the latter!!!

so he(?) was trying to spam flare whilst using frenzy to "increase his falre atk speed"

55monk going "haha ranger you suck you can't kill me"
3seconds and a [rend enchantments] later he was QQ at me for "HAX"

war using [lightning strike] - *sigh*

gonna add more as i go

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new one:-

mo/w

[word of healing][patient spirit][furious axe][cure hex][signet of devotion][words of comfort][protective spirit][remove hex]
< seen variants of this SO often recently its painfully BAD and 1337 at the same time

...also interestingly d/e with cripple and PBAoE - it raped...oO wait that was me messing around and causing a QQ-fest after people died after charging me

payne · Feb 16, 2009, 06:59 PM // 18:59

had to make a new post for these beauts...

warrior making new means of the wammo...w/mo with [guardian] + [zealous benediction]

ranger with [vampiric touch] + [vampiric bite] - toucher is just fail

ele with [wild blow]

mes with [icy veins] - detect the fail on atts.

rit with [ursan blessing] - yes people still insist on using it without learning it cannot be used then asking in team-chat "why my elite not working?!!!!!!!!!!1"

er...[shattering assault] on......a para

Zodiac Meteor · Feb 17, 2009, 09:52 AM // 09:52

I've died a little today.

His arguement was.

"now i can show my build, so i can hold ctrl and click on anythinng?"
"Yes, what does frenzy do?"
"frenzy help me cast spell faster and if i take damage, i'll use heal signet"
"Really?"
"all of my attacks do burning with my fire weapon. sever makes -10 degen!!"
"wow, -10?"
"yes a riposte helps block attacks."
"Why 6 hammer mastery?"
"i use a hammer to confuse people then i hit them with my burning sword!"
"Water magic is for?"
"sometimes i have a water spell to slow people because monks run."
"Where is your water spell?"
"i dont want to switch points cause i may bring the spell again and forget to switch back."
"Is this your first PvP character?"
"my second, its stronger than my pve."
"How does your build work?"
"i used to use the water spell to slow monks now i use meteor spells to slow them."
"Has it worked?"
"no, but it does more damage."

The guys on vent and I were OMFG LOL. We did a rank spike and he said.
"OMFG howd you do that?"
"Press Alt+f4"

He was gone. One guy on vent cried because it was soooooo funny.

Shadow Slave · Feb 17, 2009, 12:43 PM // 12:43

*sigh* - It really makes you wonder......

MasterSasori · Feb 18, 2009, 01:41 AM // 01:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by payne

had to make a new post for these beauts...

rit with [ursan blessing] - yes people still insist on using it without learning it cannot be used then asking in team-chat "why my elite not working?!!!!!!!!!!1"

I've had more than my fair share of UB nubs.

glacialphoenix · Feb 19, 2009, 02:36 AM // 02:36

Are you sure some of them aren't trolls? I remember there being a spate of people going ROFLMAO I KNOW I SHALL TROLL THESE ABERS WITH UB at the height of the UB-abuse.

MasterSasori · Feb 24, 2009, 02:22 AM // 02:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by glacialphoenix

Are you sure some of them aren't trolls? I remember there being a spate of people going ROFLMAO I KNOW I SHALL TROLL THESE ABERS WITH UB at the height of the UB-abuse.

No, I'm pretty sure they're retards.

Firefighter Fred · Feb 27, 2009, 04:57 AM // 04:57

Ok here are my "best"

By far the stupidest I have ever seen
W/E with Ride the lightning, and to top that, 1 adrenal skill

Dervish using sand shards and signet of midnight lol

Any perma shadowform sin...thats just stupid

W/Mo whose skill bar was 7 signets, most of them smites including signet of judgement, and sybolic strike.

Any trapper

Master Ketsu · Feb 27, 2009, 10:05 PM // 22:05

[Symbiosis][Blessed Aura][vigorous spirit][healing hands][Zealot's Fire][Healing Breeze][Dwayna's Sorrow][aegis]

And the sad part is, I was the one running it.

Super Igor · Feb 27, 2009, 10:30 PM // 22:30

very single pug build in AB is trash, either because thats a terrible player there orbecause theres a good one that is being manly.

Darth The Xx · Mar 01, 2009, 08:24 AM // 08:24

[Spirit Rift] [Ancestor's Rage] [Cruel Was Daoshen] [Grasping Was Kuurong] [Viper's Defense] [Heart of Shadow] [Energetic Was Lee Sa] [Dark Escape]

3 item spells and 2 shadow steps, awesome no??

[Animate Flesh Golem] [Animate Bone Horror] [Animate Vampiric Horror] [Death Nova] [Bitter Chill] [Words of Comfort] [Orison of Healing] [Healing Breeze]

12 Death/Healing Prayers and ... 2 in Soul Reaping This is an MM spike healer btw

[Unsuspecting Strike] [Palm Strike] [Death Blossom] [Dash] [Shadow Refuge] [Heart of Shadow] [Rebirth] [Resurrect]

Sin Resser nuf said.

[Dwayna's Kiss] [Word of Healing] [Heal Party] [Aegis] [Restful Breeze] [Jamei's Gaze] [Ethereal Light] [Balthazar's Spirit]

12 Prot/Heal 3 in smite, he told me divine favour sucked and was completely worthless and that hed ABd to r8 with this build and never had problems ..... For some reason I dont think he was being truthful.

[Restful Breeze] [Jamei's Gaze] [Heal Other] [Vigorous Spirit] [Cure Hex] [Mend Ailment] [Castigation Signet] [Blessed Light]

6 Prot/7 Smite/12 Heal/9 Divine, aside from its obvious suckiness he also said that castigation signet kept his energy up high enough .....

[Ravenous Gaze] [Vampiric Gaze] [Dark Pact] [Frenzy] [Blood of the Aggressor] [Healing Signet] [Retreat] [Frenzied Defense]
12 Blood/10 Tactics/8 Soul Reaping
And my personal favourite, he put his own spin on heal sig + frenzy

"What's frenzy for?"
"To get my hp low enuf to use ravenous"
"Oh ic well thats kinda stupid"
"No its ok I cancel it with frenzied defense so I dont take too much damage"
"I see"
"I also use frenzied defense to cover me when i use heal signet"
"And what if theres a caster hitting you?"
"The stance will block their spells so its no prob"
"One last question, have you ever run this build in AB?"
"Yeah loads of times"
"Sweet then lets go!"

I couldnt resist seeing this build in action, the lols were priceless.

Nathaniel (Was 'ere) · Mar 01, 2009, 11:18 AM // 11:18

Can't remember the attributes but the build was.
SoH, Balthazar's Spirit, Golden Pheonix Strike, Critical Strike, Moebius, Heal Party, rez sig, Bane sig.

Krill · Mar 01, 2009, 02:25 PM // 14:25

I went into AB for the first time in months yesterday and got grouped with a monk that had a pet, mending for his pet, balth aura and word of censure. Didn't catch the rest of the build unfortunately....lol.

MasterSasori · Mar 02, 2009, 11:02 PM // 23:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth The Xx

[Dwayna's Kiss] [Word of Healing] [Heal Party] [Aegis] [Restful Breeze] [Jamei's Gaze] [Ethereal Light] [Balthazar's Spirit]

12 Prot/Heal 3 in smite, he told me divine favour sucked and was completely worthless and that hed ABd to r8 with this build and never had problems ..... For some reason I dont think he was being truthful.

Considering this is AB, maybe it is. I use to run crap that I thought was good until I tried other stuff. (Not this bad though).

Quote:

Originally Posted by Darth The Xx

[Ravenous Gaze] [Vampiric Gaze] [Dark Pact] [Frenzy] [Blood of the Aggressor] [Healing Signet] [Retreat] [Frenzied Defense]
12 Blood/10 Tactics/8 Soul Reaping
And my personal favourite, he put his own spin on heal sig + frenzy

"What's frenzy for?"
"To get my hp low enuf to use ravenous"
"Oh ic well thats kinda stupid"
"No its ok I cancel it with frenzied defense so I dont take too much damage"
"I see"
"I also use frenzied defense to cover me when i use heal signet"
"And what if theres a caster hitting you?"
"The stance will block their spells so its no prob"
"One last question, have you ever run this build in AB?"
"Yeah loads of times"
"Sweet then lets go!"

I couldnt resist seeing this build in action, the lols were priceless.

LOL. OK, this is the best one I've seen in a looong time.

Speaking of terrible builds:

Ele with RoJ with Smiting 6. GG.

Alleji · Mar 03, 2009, 10:21 PM // 22:21

My most recent findings:

R/E
[zojun's shot][power shot][lightning reflexes][fire storm][meteor][inferno][troll unguent][charm animal]
3 exp, 8 wilderness, 9 marks, 11 fire

Mo/x
[heaven's delight][orison of healing][healing whisper][restful breeze][healing breeze][blessed light][aegis][resurrect]
7 prot, 11 divine, 11 heal

A/D
[grenth's grasp][unsuspecting strike][jungle strike][trampling ox][falling spider][horns of the ox][falling lotus strike][blades of steel]
10 crit, 12 dagger, 8 wind

The ranger bar is my favourite for being absolutely terrible, and while the sin bar might actually kill something in practice, the hilarity of a 7-skill attack chain without even a deep wound is awesome enough to be included here.

Venom200 · Mar 05, 2009, 03:14 PM // 15:14

Sorry, I don't actually know how to add the skill codes so this post won't look too good. I was going through some old screenshots of what I actually ran in AB and here is a list:

N/R
spiteful spirit
enfeeble
malaise
insidious parisite
serpent's quickness
vampiric gaze
well of blood
awaken the blood

Me/X
overload
power leak
backfire
empathy
unatural sig
epidemic
mantra of flame
mantra of lightning

D/E
chilling victory
intimidating aura
vital boon
heart of holy flame
aura of thorns
avatar of lyssa
armor of frost
conjure frost

N/Me - pre-WOD change, so it was crappy but so fun to annoy people
wail of doom
deadly swarm
elemental resistance
well of suffering
withering aura
vetra's aura
necrotic traversal
consume corpse

Me/X
energy burn
power leak
backfire
empathy
unatural signet
arcane theivery
ether signet
mantra of recovery

A/X
black spider strike
horns of the ox
black lotus strike
fox fangs
blades of steel
critical eye
shadow refuge
mirrored stance

N/A - actually pretty fun, still use it for entertainment value
black mantis thrust
jungle strike
trampling ox
flashing blades
hexor's vigor
parasitic bond
barbs
rigor mortis

and....commence laughter